"gee, that’s a nice set of legs―"
”don’t sAY IT―”
”―what time do they open?”
"damN IT, TAILGATE"
it’s my dear girlfriend iacon-lamppost's birthday!!!!!! to celebrate you and your impeccable taste, i have here for you the Bad Porn Line Tailgate and Blushing Bara Cyclonus you never asked for. im so sorry. have a good one, buddy （．＿．）
so it recently occurred to me that hound and groot would likely be very good friends
and then i remembered that both groot and hound are also friends with trigger-happy grumpy short guys
Looks like Mike’s not eatin’ on his shift tonight. :X
(A quick, tired thing I did just now. Should probably go to bed before I can’t stop; g’night! <3)